Not mine. Mine is great. I mean this poor guy's.
Been working on my Jeep lately. More and more. It all started in October when I started steaming over. Found that the overflow bottle had cracked. I thought I was too busy to fix it, so I kept it topped up; and then Christmas / Wedding / Moving hit and I really was too busy to fix it. Got through the winter pretty much unscathed but after I replaced the bottle, I found a) that nasty random noise was the electric radiator fan tearing apart the heat riser tube, which I "fixed" by removing the fan and duct-taping the tube; and b) I still had overheating problems with the cause apparently shifting forward to a little radiator leak. The best advice is to fix that. Urgh.
I just want to set up my garage and put my tools all in their places but not have to actually use them. Geez.
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In stolen spare moments I Netflixed Valhalla Rising. It was a pretty good film, for being slow-paced and bloody and lacking dialog. The main character doesn't say a word. But it looked realistic to me, a slice of adventure that starts in Sutherland about the time men were converting to Christianity. But when our hero ships with a small gang of them to the Holy Land, their journey goes awry, and they end up dying one by one in a pine-forested land somewhere west of the great western sea. The ending is rather film noir.
Why do I love this sort of thing? I love historical realism, or whatever passes for it closely enough. I love gritty medieval settings much more than that sometimes cartoonish Middle Earth stuff. And if a movie is dark and brooding and makes me think of Bran Mak Morn, all the better.
Speaking of whom, if you read about Howard's Picts from his prehistorical Hyborean Age (the age of Conan), you might learn that they bear striking resemblances to native North Americans, and that this indicates Howard's speculation that they originated across the great western ocean. But this is nonsense. His Picts are similar to Indians because some of his Conan stories were rewrites of Westerns, and not necessarily good rewrites either, if done by someone else.
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Finally starting to read more, or on the cusp of it, and this could lead to some writing. But I can't be sure because, apart from the job I'm ignoring at this moment, I really want to fix this house up for everyone living in it, and for visitors, and for me to start seriously working on some mobile art. If I get to the point of buying a welder, you know I've made it all happen.
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Wow. I just wanna hang a couple pics...
Squicky memories of the adolescent boyfriend who was all oh my my Robert E. Howard (while stoutly insisting that I bill myself as "just a friend" in case his manly male friends wondered about me).
Kind of vindicating to think that Howard's aborigines were somewhat recycled. Allows me to snark retroactively.
I'll skip the faux valhalla crap.
Huge fan of the Conan series -- about as "realistic" as a comic book, but endlessly entertaining. To this day, I'll while away some time re-reading "Jewels of Gwahlur" or "Red Nails" (his run in with Valeria) when the mood strikes me.
""She was tall, full-bosomed and large-limbed, with compact shoulders. Her whole figure reflected an unusual strength, without detracting from the femininity of her appearance. She was all woman, in spite of her bearing and her garments. The latter were incongruous, in view of her present environs. Instead of a skirt she wore short, wide-legged silk breeches, which ceased a hand's breath short of her knees, and were upheld by a wide silken sash worn as a girdle. Flaring-topped boots of soft leather came almost to her knees, and a low-necked, wide-collared, wide-sleeved silk shirt completed her costume. On one shapely hip she wore a straight double-edged sword, and on the other a long dirk. Her unruly golden hair, cut square at her shoulders, was confined by a band of crimson satin.
"Against the background of somber, primitive forest she posed with unconscious picturesqueness, bizarre and out of place. She should have been posed against a background of sea-clouds, painted masts and wheeling gulls. There was the color of the sea in her wide eyes. And that was how it should have been, because this was Valeria of the Red Brotherhood, whose deeds are celebrated in song and ballad wherever seafarers gather."
Good shit, when you want to just unplug and be amused at your own capacity for low-brow entertainment. The stuff (at least that actually written by Howard before Carter et al started fucking it up) is classic.
With descriptions like this, the idea was tailor-made for comic books. I never read any of 'em, but I bet there's some great comic art in there.
Yeah, I don't know who did it, Carter or De Camp or who, but there was a Conan story about Aquilonians trying to settle Pictland, and after a couple decades I still remember how badly it sucked. It was clearly a story of frontiersmen versus Indians taking place somewhere in West Texas or the like that they felt needed rewriting as a Conan story. Bah. Fuckers.
But Howard had a talent that doesn't fade while most other such writers go forgotten. Imperfect, in need of experience and refinement, but damn. He wrote everything in his teens and twenties.
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